Whatever You Say, Dad
“Get in the car!” Anyone with kids has shouted this phrase on numerous occasions. Children have incredible timing when it comes to throwing a fit or copping an attitude. Yet if we have somewhere to go, the immediate response is to get the kids into the car as quickly as possible. Like transporting a fugitive, the sooner you get them into the car the better. Once strapped inside the car (or, better yet, into a car seat), kids lose much of their power to disrupt your plans. And as most parents know, the car has a wonderfully narcotic effect on even the most amped up kid. But what if you stop using a car? Kids don’t stop being kids. They still have plenty of reasons for not wanting to go where you want to go. And if you’re like me and do most of your getting around on a bike, the opportunities for your kids to hold your plans hostage are everywhere. This is a regular musing for me since, at least once a week, I ask my kids to join me on a bike ride to a destination that, at best, holds no enjoyment for them, and, at worst, involves doing something they would rather not do. Like get a haircut. I remember hating haircuts as a kid and I seem to have passed this trait on to one of my sons. But now I get to play the parent, and every six weeks I have the same conversation with my son about the need to tame his unruly mop of hair. Since he never acknowledges the necessity of the haircut, our conversation always ends with me saying, “it doesn’t matter, you’re going.” And then, to my never ending wonderment, he hops on his bike and rides a mile and a half with me to get his hair cut. He could easily pull the “I’m too tired to ride” routine or do a slow pedal ride just to annoy the hell out of me. Instead, he accepts his fate, like a Death Row inmate walking the Green Mile.
My son is only 9, so I’m sure parents of teenagers would have a different take on this scenario. He’s still young enough to fear the consequences of true insubordination. I will probably find that he is less eager to accompany me on rides to unpleasant destinations as the years pass. But I also believe that my kids like the bike ride. For many families, a three mile bike ride is a once a month occurrence that constitutes a major weekend event. My kids get to do these rides all the time, and when the weather is nice, we have a lot of fun. Buying groceries or going to the bank or even getting a haircut is a small price to pay for such a good time. They, like most kids, have spent much of their childhood in cars running errands. They might protest, but shuttling around town with their parents is as much a part of their lives as eating and sleeping. Why wouldn’t they enjoy doing all of these things on their bike a lot more than in the car? Adults certainly do, as this recent study of commuting preferences indicates. I like to think my wife and I spend plenty of quality time with our kids, but when you head off on a bike ride of any decent length, your kids know with certainty that this is time that will be spent with them. And unlike the car, where cell phones and radios constantly compete for your attention, on a bike, the distractions are shared and enjoyed by all.
Too often, kids become our excuse for using the car. We convince ourselves that a carless trip is suitable for adults, but too long or intimidating for kids. The reality, in my opinion, is just the opposite. Our kids would love a change from the monotony of the car. We’re the ones who are fearful or apprehensive. Our kids understand that the ride can be so much more fun than the destination. Why can't we?

Comments
A motivating tool to think about if your son balks at going to the barber is to threaten to cut his hair yourself.
Posted by: tate | May 14, 2007 5:34 PM